Oh God, who thought it was a good idea to GIVE THEM WHEELS!?

Carter and Clay finally got one of their Christmas presents this weekend. Uncle Rich sent out the gift cards (with enclosed picture of said gift) at Christmas, but Toys R Us had been out of stock until now.

First - Carter is a HORRIBLE driver, I mean, like worse than me.
Second - we had to put a helmet on Clay now when they ride together, because he is such a HORRIBLE driver.
Third - there is a little screw that allows us as parents to control the speed. Leave the screw in - goes slow(er) take the screw out - it goes 100mph. After our neighbor friend who's Carter's age (who has had MUCH more practice driving this thing around) was zooming past Carter, Cory decided the screw must come out....

Which was probably the worst idea I've ever heard....
But you can't let the neighbor kid zoom past you in his jeep! That would be....EMBARRASSING or something, right?

But, of course, they're boys, they LOVE it, and ask to ride it every night when Daddy comes home.